基本上這問卷是拿來亂倫用的 (正色
請各位看倌看看就好 這裡面的我可不是真正的我噢 O_< --★
【01】首先,為你兒子取個名字吧?
阿奇子 (好爛的名字 = =)
【02】讓我們先來訂定養育方針,你希望培育的兒子類型是?(像是冷酷型、王子型、可愛型…)
傲嬌型 (1秒)
【03】再來是期許,希望自己的兒子將來能成為攻還是受?(要娶還是要嫁?或者是私吞了吧XD)
當然是私吞啊 (揍
【04】送子鳥把兒子送來了喔喔(被打),外表和你理想的類型一樣喔。對於這位初次來到家裡的12歲少年,你有什麼話要先叮嚀他的呢 ?
老媽我不介意亂倫喔 XDD
【05】親子的感情要交流!想做給兒子吃的拿手菜是什麼呢?
煮泡麵加蛋算嗎 = =
【06】『呸___(0.1秒)』兒子賭氣不肯吃,該怎麼做?
當然是改用嘴餵啊
【07】看電視的時候不知為何提到SM,兒子向你發問,該怎麼跟他解釋呢?
S就是笨蛋 M就是猴子 所以SM就是笨蛋猴子喲 ~
【08】「公主與七個小矮人」故事書、大辭海字典、「死亡筆記本」漫畫、「大豆新婚愛記事」同人誌跟「老大的男人?」BL小說你會選哪一本朗讀呢?
辭海 ! 讓我的阿奇子有國文素養啊 !!!!!
【09】小孩子天真無邪的睡臉像天使般毫無防備,凝視良久你會想親他的哪裡呢?(羞)
當然是嘴巴啊 !!!!!! (色
【10】兒子主動幫忙做家事,可是吸塵器一揮將電視機敲破了,面對無助的他還有無言的電視機該怎麼做呢?
是電視的錯 !! 誰叫電視要在那裡 !!!!!
【11】兒子洗澡是要讓他自己洗,還是不放心的陪著他幫他洗?
當然是幫他洗啊 !!! (愈來愈色
【12】『晚上要和媽媽一起睡!』兒子用非刻意的由下往上視角輕輕拉扯著你的衣角,和自己理想化的兒子一起共枕而眠,晚上你睡得著嗎!終於要犯罪了嗎?
唔噢噢 !!!!! 這真是太令人煎熬了啊啊啊
【13】『我最喜歡媽媽了!長大後我要娶媽媽喔。』長大後還難得向你撒嬌的兒子這麼說,是該答應他還是要他去尋找自己真正的幸福呢?
當然好啊啊 !!!!!!!! 這麼好的不留給自己要給誰啊 !!!!!!
【14】母親節到了,兒子會送你什麼?
兒子的寫真集
【15】兒子長大了就讀男校,希望他能參加什麼社團?
籃球社 !!! 男孩子打籃球最帥了噗呼呼
【16】聽說隔壁的女校有不少人暗戀他!面對帶著一大袋情書跟手工餅乾回來的兒子你會怎麼做?
全部丟掉 !!!!! 順便跟兒子說其實情書是挑戰書 餅乾有下毒 !! (好惡毒
【17】在外出的途中發現放學準備回家的兒子被附近的不良少年纏上了,接下來會?
瞬間倒在地 因為被兒子萌死了
【18】兒子為了成績對你撒了謊!發現他終於長大了……不對!說謊還是不對的,該怎麼教育他呢?
下次再說謊的話媽媽就真的親你囉 ~ (眼神為之一亮
【19】請對你心愛的兒子說一句話
乖兒子 以後要永遠待在媽媽身邊噢
【20】推廣兒子愛時間囉!(大心)請傳給10個想要傳的人吧!
請對自家兒子有愛的人領取吧 XDDDD

綺的答案跟我滿像的啊XD 不愧是亂倫問卷(?!)
打完後發現才某些題答案蠻類似的 XDD 亂倫問卷果真不是蓋的啊 ~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我發覺大家都很愛亂倫阿阿阿阿(?) 呃...不是...是我發覺大家都很色阿XDDDD
其實大家骨子裡都很色的 XDDDDDD 不色就不是人了吧哈哈 平常是偽裝啊偽裝 !!!
害我笑到胃痛了(打滾 快拿藥來xDDD(毆
胃藥來到 XDDD 這胃藥不管是怎樣的胃病都治的了喔 XD
要是真的這樣......... 那個媽媽可能會被她老公送到精神病院.XD
阿竜你說到重點了 XDDD 而且那個媽媽還會被社會唾棄
看到"阿奇子".....我第一個想到的竟然是"奇蒙子"(歐) 好經典的回答阿!!!"笨蛋猴子"勒..哈哈 齁齁!!!!好有文學素樣阿!!!辭海耶!!!我只知道她....很'厚 這這這.........根本就是戀子情節阿!!!!! 要不是我有小b了..我就領取他了~ 阿!!他當我的2房好了~ 你好ˇ媽媽(巴飛) 告辭(鞠躬)
奇蒙子 = =....... 好...好特別啊... 笨蛋猴子就是笨蛋猴子啊 ~ 可不要教壞我家阿奇子喔O__< --★ 要當2房可要先接受我這個媽媽的考驗才行噢哈哈哈
綺你好糟糕XDD 傲嬌型很讚阿// 阿奇子我爆笑了(拖走)
被仔發現了 (掩面) 傲嬌型超讚的啊啊啊 !!!!!!!!!! 我現在最哈的類型 XDD 阿奇子這個蠢名我是怎麼想到的 (默)
邪惡老媽啊(炸) 第一個念頭(毆) 搞亂倫啊你XDDD 阿奇子GJ!!!!
我一點也不邪惡啊啊 !!! 是瑪雅雅點我然後可以騙更新啊這 XDD 看來阿奇子這名字獲得廣大迴響 XD
哈!!放心我ㄧ定會通過你的考驗的!!!!(握拳) 來杯茶嗎?!媽媽~~?? (謎音:你可以再現實ㄧ點!!) 告辭(鞠躬)
哈哈 我的考驗可是很困難的噢 XDD
咦,突然在回覆看到我=口= 這個做母親的也太正點了(喂) 害我一直笑一直笑笑到最後XDDD
XDD 不過要是真的有這種母親在的話 這世界恐怕會大亂吧 ~~ (想太多
加油,別放棄,我們的星球,是變動的,生老病死,喜怒哀樂,生命 生生不息。 知足常樂。 很多國家,現在溫度,正+40度 或 負-40度, 生 活 和 生存,非常艱辛。 --- 蘇+澳+後勤+某某部,也曾 酒後駕車,BMW,車頭全毀,引擎噴飛,人沒事,上過頭條新聞,網路可以查尋到。(上新聞) 該某某部,還發生過,特別案件,因老婆,無照駕駛,老公軍人,跑去夥同鄰居,製造假車禍,真詐保險公司,雖然後來,心裡不安,主動告知,保險公司,還是被,警方發現,移送地檢署偵辦。(沒上新聞) 不知道,今年 還是去年,某艦9+3+7,有士兵,去淡水遊玩,因薪俸較低,且薪俸運用和理財不佳,到賣場超市,偷竊一盒保險套。(就算船號記錯,內容不會錯,因為是,公開場合,全體宣導,注意事項)(沒上新聞) --- 蘇+澳,南+方+澳。 社區、營區,真糟糕。 普悠瑪出軌事件、大橋斷裂事件、海軍伊清楓事件。 --- 請強化,資訊安全,駭客已經厲害到,可以入侵手機,啟動與關閉軟件,並監視手機與盜取圖片和資料,造成用戶的錯覺,刻意制造出,手機用戶,幻想 或 精神病。 利益與衝突,攏斷與掌控。 --- 刮刮樂,上面號碼,應該以, 發型款版本,進行編碼, 後面則以,發行張數量,進行編碼。 ABC-1234567(款式-張數) 不然誰知道,到底有沒有,少印 或 多印。 --- 支持公益彩卷。有錢的話,當然會幫助需要的人。 請上架,因賠錢,而下架的,樂線九宮格,謝謝。 請20:00封盤,20:05開獎。(20:30開獎,理由是,需要計算,消售金額,騙三歲小孩喔) --- 一個、謊言、炒作、洗腦...的世界。 早就已經,沒有什麼,商品供需了,所以才會造成,大家沒什麼收入。(大家在比氣長,看誰食物多) 全世界都相同問題,所以才會打,貿易戰。(太平洋 魚獲 和 工作機會) 食物,才是真的(王道),其它都是假的! --- 經濟好壞? 大家,房貸額度用光、信貸額度用光、信用卡額度用光、商品沒供需 股票炒不起來、虛擬貨幣 假的上上下下。(負債累累) 只能說,以前買到房屋 或 擁房者,已經 還清債務的人,才是幸福的。(低房價) 以前是,(慢調生活),(農業時代),(相互競爭少),(人人有田),(人人有房),現在反過來了。 --- (洗腦兼爛權 的 學長學弟制 軍隊)槽糕到不行。 --- (玩弄人、貪汙,事件永無止息),(滅證洩責,第一名),(商業值供獻零),(只會從國庫,透過預算,拿老百姓,繳的稅收,進行揮霍) [基層工人,跟老百性相同,還比較有,供獻價值] --- Come on, don't give up, our planet is changing, with birth, old age, sickness and death, joy, anger, sorrow and joy, and life is endless. Contentment is always happy. In many countries, the current temperature is positive +40 degrees or negative -40 degrees. It is very difficult to live and survive. --- Su + Australia + logistics + XX department, also once drunk driving, BMW, the front of the car was completely destroyed, the engine was flying, people were okay, the headlines can be found on the Internet. (On the news) There have also been special cases involving his wife, unlicensed driving, husband and soldier. They went to work with neighbors, made fake car accidents, and scam the insurance company. Although later, he was uneasy, he voluntarily informed the insurance company. , The police found it and transferred it to the Prefectural Procuratorate for investigation. (Not in the news) I don't know, this year or last year, a certain ship 9+3+7, there are soldiers, go to Danshui to play, because the salary is low, and the use of salary and financial management are not good, go to the supermarket and steal a box of condoms. (Even if the ship number is wrong, the content will not be wrong, because it is, public occasions, all publicity, precautions) (not on the news) --- Su + Australia, South + Fang + Australia. The community, the camp, it's really bad. Puyuma derailment incident, bridge fracture incident, navy Yiqingfeng incident. --- Please strengthen information security. Hackers are already powerful enough to invade mobile phones, start and close software, monitor mobile phones and steal pictures and data, causing users to misunderstand, deliberately creating, mobile phone users, fantasy or mental illness. Interests and conflicts, severance and control. --- Scratch music, the number above should be, Hair style version, coded, After that, the number of issued sheets is used for coding. ABC-1234567 (style-number of sheets) Otherwise, who knows, whether there is less printing or more printing. --- Support charity rolls. If you have money, you will certainly help those in need. Please put it on the shelf, because it lost money, and it was taken off, Lexian Jiugongge, thank you. Please close the plate at 20:00 and draw at 20:05. (The lottery is drawn at 20:30, the reason is that it needs to be calculated, the amount of sales, to cheat a three-year-old child) --- A world of lies, hype, brainwashing... It has been long since, there is nothing, commodity supply and demand, that's why everyone has no income. (Everyone is getting angry, see who has more food) The world has the same problem, so it will fight a trade war. (Pacific Fish Catch and Job Opportunities) Food is real (king way), everything else is fake! --- Is the economy good or bad? Everyone, the mortgage line is used up, the credit line is used up, the credit card line is used up, there is no supply and demand for goods, stocks cannot be speculated, and virtual currencies are going up and down. (Large debts) It can only be said that those who have bought or owned a house before and who have paid off their debts are happy. (Low house price) It used to be, (slow life), (agricultural age), (less competition), (everyone has a field), (everyone has a house), but now it’s the other way around. --- (Brainwashing and ruined power of the senior schoolmate system army) Too bad. --- (Playing with people, embezzlement, the incident never ends), (Extinguish evidence and venting responsibility, the first place), (Commercial value for zero), (Only from the national treasury, through the budget, the tax paid by the people and the tax will be squandered) [Grass-roots workers are the same as Lao Bai, but they are more valuable, offering value] ---
關閉系統基哨站。 這個世界,只不過是,謊言支撐起來,當一切改變時,別期待 國家 與 政府 或 任何人的承諾,因為 生死,都隨時存在,只是人類體型放大化,且記憶裡 存在著,安全思想,比較多一些生存而已。 沒有供需,一切都是假的,只是透過 各種手段 與 職業,獲取 等值的證明,紙鈔 與 錢幣。 所以生存概論,推翻政權 或 加入集團組織。 This world is just supported by lies. When everything changes, don’t expect the promise of the state, the government or anyone, because life and death exist at any time, but the size of human beings is enlarged, and there is in memory, safety thoughts, comparisons Survive more. There is no supply and demand, everything is fake, just through various means and occupations, to obtain proof of equivalent value, banknotes and coins. So an introduction to survival, overthrow the regime or join a group organization.
一個錯誤的選擇 一個錯誤的環境 造就了 一連串 錯誤的事件 軍隊 隸屬 特殊環境 , 官員有責 解決底下問題, 否則沒資格 命令 不要只會 , 升官發財 , 滅證卸責, 受傷死亡, 都不算數, (該死的軍隊)(管理極差) [該休息 休息][該工作 工作] [很困難?] (作息時間,與外面社會,稍微不同,當然正常) (部隊管理不佳, 造成他人精神壓力問題) (部隊管理不佳 ,造成他人工作負荷過重) (部隊管理不佳,造成 軍職 約聘, 捉弄 與 陷害 他人, 永久上的紀錄遺憾) (受傷沒說,完全不算數)(內傷算自己該死) (卸責厲害的軍隊) ( 上電視、上報紙、莒光園地、女兵日記 ) (形象 洗白 第一名) A wrong choice A wrong environment Created a series of wrong events The army is in a special environment, and officials have the responsibility to solve the underlying problems, otherwise they are not qualified to order Don't just get promoted and get rich, destroy evidence and shirking responsibility, Injuries and deaths don’t count, (damn army) (very poor management) [Should take a break] [This job should work] [It’s difficult?] (The work and rest time is slightly different from the outside society, of course it is normal) (Poor management of the troops, causing mental stress to others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in excessive workloads for others) (Poor management of the troops, resulting in military appointments, teasing and framing others, permanent record regrets) (I didn't say the injury, it doesn't count at all) (Internal injury counts as one's own damn) (Short the blame for the powerful army) (On TV, Newspaper, Juguang Garden, Female Soldier's Diary) (Image whitewashing first place)
「手機」,「虛擬網路」,[最高機密]。 --- 手機運作、虛擬網路,對人體有害。 (軟件、被動 感測器、主動 偵測器) (螢幕頻率、聲音頻率、電磁波傳輸) --- 借由,基地訓號站 、情報中心,所釋出... 螢幕視覺波頻、聲音接受波頻、監視、監聽、 包含:持續定位。「鎖定目標。」(衛星 與 基站) [已100%證實,有害。] 微能量、強能量,長期對人體有害, 必需關閉,所有的通訊,電磁波 (軟件), 只留,(電話、簡訊、瀏覽器)。 太多,不必要的 「傳輸 與 定位」 了! --- 唯一防堵 方法,全力 VPN化,讓所有的一切,非於「手機」,直接傳輸。 (不懂,如此高的風顯,為何還要發明手機) (手機,是用來傳輸,訊息,視覺圖片 和 聽覺聲音),(如果 安全無法至上,那又有何意義) (基站 與 情報站,掌控所有人),(也代表掌控, 「生」「 死」。) --- 手機 亦可偽裝成,「假 飛行模式」、「假 關機模式」, 實為 「犯罪集團」(不合法) 「政府組織」(合法)。 --- "Mobile", "Virtual Network", [Top Secret]. --- The operation of mobile phones and virtual networks are harmful to the human body. (Software, passive sensors, active detectors) (Screen frequency, sound frequency, electromagnetic wave transmission) --- By the way, the base training station, the intelligence center, released... Screen visual wave frequency, sound receiving wave frequency, monitoring, monitoring, Contains: continuous positioning. "Fix the target." (Satellite and base station) [It has been 100% proven to be harmful. ] Micro energy, strong energy, long-term harmful to the human body, Must be closed, all communications, electromagnetic waves (software), Just stay, (phone, text, browser). Too many, unnecessary "transmission and positioning"! --- The only anti-blocking method is to fully VPN, so that everything is transmitted directly from the "mobile phone". (I don’t understand, why the mobile phone was invented after such a high profile) (Mobile phones are used for transmission, messages, visual pictures, and auditory sounds), (if safety is not the highest priority, what's the point) (The base station and the intelligence station control everyone), (also means control, "life" and "death.") --- Mobile phones can also be disguised as "fake flight mode", "fake shutdown mode", Actually "Criminal group" (illegal) "Government Organization" (legal). ---